This is the website of Sam Weiner, Copywriter and Consultant
Your brand tells a story. Why not make it a funny one?
Campaigns I’ve Created*
Welcome to the Flavorhood
Celebrated Chili’s Ultimate Apps:
• BBQ-Coated Steak Drizzlers
• Inside-Out Chicken Squares
• Bone-In Pretzel Poppers
#TurnTheBeefAround
• This sponsored tag was trending in the Philippines before it was quashed by a government crackdown on youth culture.
Taste the Paste
Immediately discontinue use if you experience:
• Tongue soreness
• Projectile phlegm
• Lymph where it shouldn’t be
WHY HIRE ME
COMEDY
I bring humor with a focus on capturing your authentic voice. Don’t have a voice yet? I’ll help you find it.
STORYTELLING
I’ve written everything from viral videos to novels. I’ll elevate your story, creating interactions worth sharing.
DOG OWNER
I have an adorable senior dog named Eugene. If you don’t hire me, Eugene will go hungry.
Things I’ve Done
I’m a former Staff Writer for the Onion News Network. I’ve worked with brands like Victoria’s Secret, the NFL, and Groupon. My writing has appeared in The New Yorker, VICE, BuzzFeed, Adult Swim, and on NPR’s Marketplace.
SAY HELLO
You can reach me at